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A Rude Awakenning

Friday, October 10th, 2008

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I stopped watching Transformers the day after my mom took me to see Transformers: The Movie in 1986. I was traumatized in what I think is a very unnatural way by the death of Optimus Prime. If only I had known he would be back. Back and ready to tear it up.  [by "it" I [...]

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My Hap Hap Happy Life

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Posted in Volume 1: Beginning With Clare | 1 Comment »

The Chicago transit system is always packed during my commute. This makes little sense as I don’t commute the same schedule every day and routinely watch trains opposite to my schedule fly by empty as though a great plague has set itself through their hollowed shells. As luck and some level of statistical improbability would [...]

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Your Childhood Was a Goddamned Lie

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

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Lex and I took in a midnight showing of Transformers: The Movie last Saturday night at the Music Box. It was truly an event beholden of the markedly epic dreams I had as a child of doing things exactly like this when I became an adult. The idea that I’d be in the theater watching [...]

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