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The Halloween party went well. Nothing exploded, no children died and, honestly, nothing really that exciting happened. Kids came in, screamed like candy-stuffed fire engine sirens, grabbed more candy, drank/spilled the punch and left. All and all, kind of a let down, really. I’d have preferred something outlandish, no matter the alignment, to have happened. [...]
Tags: Children, Halloween, Hellraiser, Pumpkins, Sick
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I get to go see the stomach doctor tomorrow morning. Most people hate going to the doctor. I look on this visit in much the same light, I imagine, as a man of the cloth meeting a lesser deity of his chosen religion only my savior’s name is Renee and she’s a real bitch.
Renee loves [...]
Tags: Murder, Pain, Pepcid, Prevacid, Sick
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I‘ve been a smidgen sick as of late. I cruised on over to the medicine man’s office on one of my ill-gotten days off last week to find that not only had my doctor been replaced (temporarily, apparently) with a nurse/practitioner, but that she was as hot, as they say, as a baker’s oven. I [...]
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We ate. Holy shit, we ate. I took a trip to ponti-crack this delightful evening to celebrate my 7th day of feeling like total ass. The flu/throat deal is laying it to me hard and I’ve almost given up. I doubt I’d have made it this far were it not for tonight’s feast.
Our voyage took [...]
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I am shaking. I am shaking like a little machine built to do so for warmth. It is interesting to slip outside of yourself and see that you are sporting a neat little spasm system built specifically to work your muscles into a heat and warm your body.
This could be such the exercise routine. Just [...]