Finnish monster metal band Lordi has released their latest album, Babez for Breakfast. I’ll give you a few minutes to put your socks back on. I know I just rocked them off.

You back? Good, because you need to look at this album cover:

Babez for Breakfast. Bitches for lunch.

Seriously. Look at that. That is metal. I don’t care whether or not you like Lordi (that’s a damned lie), but you absolutely must admit that the above is practically all of heavy metal distilled into one obscene work. We’re missing a battle axe and bat wings, but MR. LORDI WILL OBLIGE YOU IN THIS RESPECT!

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Metal From Finland posted this pic on Thursday. I have, literally, just been sitting here staring at it until right now, just this second. Awa, I feel, is much improved. Check out Amen‘s mouth! OMFG!

The new costumes are, apparently, for Lordi‘s new album Deadache.

I am Lordi’s bitch.