You will see JCVD. You will.
One of my favorite films when I was an impressionable young squirt was Bloodsport. Cyborg and Universal Soldier (Dolph Lundgren!) were not far behind. A few years into puberty and I realized that Jean-Claude Van Damme couldn’t act to save his own life and movies…
NyQuil = Skooma IRL.
When you’re so full of NyQuil and #Skyrim that you want to harvest Mrs. Marple’s flowers.
How sick is too sick? Too sick to play #Skyrim That’s me. That’s how sick I am. @StillwaterBalm is making chicken soup. #BestGirlfriendEver
NuQuil + Zatoichi = The weirdest kind of time travel.
I once found a fish forest.
Fuck you, Nightwish.
The @StillwaterBalm says: “Adam Ant looks like RoboCop”
Watching TNG:Allegiance. There’s an empath, a guy with super eyes and an effing android playing poker. Makes no sense.
@cluefone @faustshausuk @swissarmynerd – Hand grenades.