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During lunch conversation yesterday I told CLAW about an interesting situation that occurred a few days back while Lex and I were tearing the shit out of the Locust horde in the interest of preparation for GOW2.
Somewhere between popping heads and blender-busting boomers we got to talking about Duke Nukem 3D. For a few days [...]
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I stopped watching Transformers the day after my mom took me to see Transformers: The Movie in 1986. I was traumatized in what I think is a very unnatural way by the death of Optimus Prime.
If only I had known he would be back. Back and ready to tear it up.
[by "it" I mean a [...]
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This is what has been happening in Outworld. This kind of shit. Which is exactly why they are sending Batman in to set the place straight.
The Batman doesn’t do scented oil.
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I remember this one time I went into the woods near my house with this guy I used to hang out with in high school to shoot at soda cans with his air rifle, only he didn’t want to shoot soda cans at all and ended up shooting the living shit out of a squirrel [...]
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The jokes in the above video are funny but are not always exaggerations. I have worked in development positions in which every single one of those statements are true.
I am proud to be in a position now in which my boss sent me that video, cringing at first and then asking me if he [...]
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What was the last Bruce Campbell movie you saw? Was it the one where they were trapped in a snowed in airport and one of them was an alien? Was it the one where he may or may not be Elvis and fights a zombie pharaoh? Maybe it was one of his many cameos?
The last [...]
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Kwame Kilpatrick, the hip hop mayor of Detroit, has pled guilty to a pair of felony obstruction charges today, and will be stepping down from the big pimpin’ krunk party kingship office of the mayor and into a Wayne County jail.
He’s going to the slammer for 120 days and will owe the city one million items [...]
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Whether you know this or not, I am fairly certain you are going to click the play button on the above video and be forever changed.
If not forever changed, then at least reasonably annoyed when, three hours from now, you are singing the Wet Pets theme song.
Blame me. Well, blame College Humor first, then me.
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I can apparently take 25 5yr olds in a rumble. I’d have thought more, but honestly I don’t roll the large brawls with anything less than zombies these days, so maybe the number’s higher the second time around - when I’m splitting heads with a broken piece of drainage pipe and trying not to get [...]
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Darth Vader explains the Pythagorean theorem. Just the type of thing you would expect from the Dark Lord of the Sith.
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If you’ve never seen a sweded film before, you’re missing out. Well, you’re missing out on all of the other ones. You know, because I just showed you this one.
Fuck you, Schrödinger.
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