Posts tagged with “Funny”

A Real Conversation for Your Ass

14th October 2 Thoughts

During lunch conversation yesterday I told CLAW about an interesting situation that occurred a few days back while Lex and I were tearing the shit out of the Locust horde in the interest of preparation for GOW2. Somewhere between popping heads and blender-busting boomers we…

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A Rude Awakenning

10th October 0 Thoughts

I stopped watching Transformers the day after my mom took me to see Transformers: The Movie in 1986. I was traumatized in what I think is a very unnatural way by the death of Optimus Prime. If only I had known he would be back….

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Massage Him!

22nd September 0 Thoughts

This is what has been happening in Outworld. This kind of shit. Which is exactly why they are sending Batman in to set the place straight. The Batman doesn’t do scented oil.

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YOU MUST TRY THEM

11th September 0 Thoughts

I remember this one time I went into the woods near my house with this guy I used to hang out with in high school to shoot at soda cans with his air rifle, only he didn’t want to shoot soda cans at all and…

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His Name is Bruce

04th September 0 Thoughts

What was the last Bruce Campbell movie you saw? Was it the one where they were trapped in a snowed in airport and one of them was an alien? Was it the one where he may or may not be Elvis and fights a zombie pharaoh? Maybe it…

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Is it White Boy Day?

0 Thoughts

Kwame Kilpatrick the hip hop mayor of Detroit, has pled guilty to a pair of felony obstruction charges today, and will be stepping down from the big pimpin’ krunk party kingship office of the mayor and into a Wayne County jail. He’s going to the slammer…

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