I remember this one time I went into the woods near my house with this guy I used to hang out with in high school to shoot at soda cans with his air rifle, only he didn’t want to shoot soda cans at all and…
The Chicago transit system is always packed during my commute. This makes little sense as I don’t commute the same schedule every day and routinely watch trains opposite to my schedule fly by empty as though a great plague has set itself through their hollowed…
We ate. Holy shit, we ate. I took a trip to ponti-crack this delightful evening to celebrate my 7th day of feeling like total ass. The flu/throat deal is laying it to me hard and I’ve almost given up. I doubt I’d have made it…
I am eating Mcdonald’s right now. Odd. I don’t usually, you see. Lately, though, I have found it a rather satisfying alternative to caring what I eat, or if I eat, for that matter. It turns out that I have been far to involved in…
A friend and I hung for a bit of a bit this hot and humid night, my loyal loyal readership. We et at one of those places where the girls are hot and the grills are hotter and they make your food to order –…
NuQuil + Zatoichi = The weirdest kind of time travel.
I once found a fish forest.
Fuck you, Nightwish.
The @StillwaterBalm says: “Adam Ant looks like RoboCop”
Watching TNG:Allegiance. There’s an empath, a guy with super eyes and an effing android playing poker. Makes no sense.
@cluefone @faustshausuk @swissarmynerd – Hand grenades.
@LASTEXITshirts The Beast, from Krull. So. Cool.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy should’ve been in 3D.
Last night’s livetweet went swimmingly! Sorry that Facebook blocked me 1/4 of the way through, I hope you guys found your way to twitter!