Posts tagged with “Birthday”

The 26th Parallel

22nd June 0 Thoughts

I turn 26 today. Sociologists say I am just about the right age to move out of my parents’ house and get a job. I say sociologists need to get out more. I am 5 years into a fruitful career already and haven’t lived with…

Burnside Was a Pussy

23rd June 0 Thoughts

I‘m 24 now. Two dozen and one day. I am absolutely positive that this is supposed to mean something. At this age, my stepfather was coming home from a war in which he spent most of his time being shot at by people whose language…