Posts tagged with “Angst”

That Kind of Night

31st July 0 Thoughts

The caffeine has me blurry for the pound of it and those peels of my mind not scythed away in pseudo-lingual artifice wander most questioningly into places long tied away, sunken to the bottom of my being, for the ordered and secure progression of that…

TMI? STFU!!!!11!1!eleven

06th August 0 Thoughts

In honor of Rick James’ passing, I would like to discuss with you my unbelievable disdain regarding your flitty grammatical catch-phrases, needlessly complicated abbreviations, unnerving verbal stops and the brethren of such lingual aberrations. Remember as you read this that I am writing directly to…

Where the Smart People are at?

20th May 0 Thoughts

Incompetence is the Black Plague of the new millennium. It ebbs from those infected and rends the very soul of those it touches in two. It is quickly becoming a force of critical mass. Its returns will need to diminish, though. By the very nature…

Two Taps

04th October 0 Thoughts

Alright – it is time for me to put myself down. I am obsolete. It is time to slip 900CCs of phenobarbital into the quick of my veins and let loose the dogs of war. This body is useless. I have tried somewhere around 45…