Category “Video”

You will see JCVD. You will.

13th October 2 Thoughts

One of my favorite films when I was an impressionable young squirt was Bloodsport. Cyborg and Universal Soldier (Dolph Lundgren!) were not far behind. A few years into puberty and I realized that Jean-Claude Van Damme couldn’t act to save his own life and  movies…

Volume: A Life Astounded

A Rude Awakenning

10th October 0 Thoughts

I stopped watching Transformers the day after my mom took me to see Transformers: The Movie in 1986. I was traumatized in what I think is a very unnatural way by the death of Optimus Prime. If only I had known he would be back….

Volume: A Life Astounded

Massage Him!

22nd September 0 Thoughts

This is what has been happening in Outworld. This kind of shit. Which is exactly why they are sending Batman in to set the place straight. The Batman doesn’t do scented oil.

Volume: A Life Astounded

YOU MUST TRY THEM

11th September 0 Thoughts

I remember this one time I went into the woods near my house with this guy I used to hang out with in high school to shoot at soda cans with his air rifle, only he didn’t want to shoot soda cans at all and…

Volume: A Life Astounded

His Name is Bruce

04th September 0 Thoughts

What was the last Bruce Campbell movie you saw? Was it the one where they were trapped in a snowed in airport and one of them was an alien? Was it the one where he may or may not be Elvis and fights a zombie pharaoh? Maybe it…

Volume: A Life Astounded

Wet Pets

03rd September 3 Thoughts

Whether you know this or not, I am fairly certain you are going to click the play button on the above video and be forever changed. If not forever changed, then at least reasonably annoyed when, three hours from now, you are singing the Wet…

Volume: A Life Astounded