This game’s got scorpions. And bats. And vultures. And METATRONS!

Do you like games? Of course you like games. You’re hip. You’re “with it.” Do you like good games, though? Tough games? Retro games? Pixeljam games?

Pixeljam has just released a clutch of new games for your face, and at the head of the pack is a tricky little platformer called Potatoman Seeks the Troof.

Here’s the launch trailer, courtesy of our own Imagos Films:

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As it has been, I have not been posting much here. This has not been for lack of desire, but lack of time.

We have spun a rich weave of fiction for you with Motivational Growth. One that is sure to impress.

As a token, I present to you this teaser. It is to whet your appetite. A full trailer will soon follow. After that, who knows. Maybe you’ll get a feature for your face.

The Catastrophe at Catalina premiered last Saturday to a great response. It’s new home is online.

You can find it here:

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Check out the Facebook page. There’s a lot going on there!

One of my favorite films when I was an impressionable young squirt was Bloodsport. Cyborg and Universal Soldier (Dolph Lundgren!) were not far behind. A few years into puberty and I realized that Jean-Claude Van Damme couldn’t act to save his own life and  movies like Timecop and The Film That Shall Not Be Spoken Of only cemented this idea.

I can’t help but think that JCVD wil rock face, however. The trailer, at least, rocks mine. Give it a look, it may rock yours as well.

Also, did you know they are making a Universal Soldier III? I didn’t even know there was a Universal Soldier II…

I stopped watching Transformers the day after my mom took me to see Transformers: The Movie in 1986. I was traumatized in what I think is a very unnatural way by the death of Optimus Prime.

If only I had known he would be back. Back and ready to tear it up.

[by "it" I mean an ass]