One of my favorite films when I was an impressionable young squirt was Bloodsport. Cyborg and Universal Soldier (Dolph Lundgren!) were not far behind. A few years into puberty and I realized that Jean-Claude Van Damme couldn’t act to save his own life and movies…
I stopped watching Transformers the day after my mom took me to see Transformers: The Movie in 1986. I was traumatized in what I think is a very unnatural way by the death of Optimus Prime. If only I had known he would be back….
This is what has been happening in Outworld. This kind of shit. Which is exactly why they are sending Batman in to set the place straight. The Batman doesn’t do scented oil.
I remember this one time I went into the woods near my house with this guy I used to hang out with in high school to shoot at soda cans with his air rifle, only he didn’t want to shoot soda cans at all and…
What was the last Bruce Campbell movie you saw? Was it the one where they were trapped in a snowed in airport and one of them was an alien? Was it the one where he may or may not be Elvis and fights a zombie pharaoh? Maybe it…
Whether you know this or not, I am fairly certain you are going to click the play button on the above video and be forever changed. If not forever changed, then at least reasonably annoyed when, three hours from now, you are singing the Wet…
Watching @StillwaterBalm play #DearEsther – what an awesome experience. You should all give it a playthrough. It’s on #Steam And amazing.
@Cluefone just explained #linsanity to me just now. Wow, guys. You need lives. #PlayMoreSkyrim
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Saw Hugo. It’s super hard to cry with 3D glasses on.
FUS RO DAH!!!! – Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance – Micro Review: http://t.co/8R8AYvDj via @youtube
“More mushrooms is more good” -@StillwaterBalm #TheStillwaterBalmSays
Worf only gets promoted when someone better than him dies. #StarTrek
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