Category “Teh Intarwebz”

A Rude Awakenning

10th October 0 Thoughts

I stopped watching Transformers the day after my mom took me to see Transformers: The Movie in 1986. I was traumatized in what I think is a very unnatural way by the death of Optimus Prime. If only I had known he would be back….

Volume: A Life Astounded

Massage Him!

22nd September 0 Thoughts

This is what has been happening in Outworld. This kind of shit. Which is exactly why they are sending Batman in to set the place straight. The Batman doesn’t do scented oil.

Volume: A Life Astounded

YOU MUST TRY THEM

11th September 0 Thoughts

I remember this one time I went into the woods near my house with this guy I used to hang out with in high school to shoot at soda cans with his air rifle, only he didn’t want to shoot soda cans at all and…

Volume: A Life Astounded

Wet Pets

03rd September 3 Thoughts

Whether you know this or not, I am fairly certain you are going to click the play button on the above video and be forever changed. If not forever changed, then at least reasonably annoyed when, three hours from now, you are singing the Wet…

Volume: A Life Astounded

Dark Knowledge

31st August 1 Thought

Darth Vader explains the Pythagorean theorem. Just the type of thing you would expect from the Dark Lord of the Sith.

Volume: A Life Astounded