A Rude Awakenning
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10th October - Volume: A Life Astounded
I stopped watching Transformers the day after my mom took me to see Transformers: The Movie in 1986. I was traumatized in what I think is a very unnatural way by the death of Optimus Prime.
If only I had known he would be back. Back and ready to tear it up.
[by "it" I mean an ass]
NyQuil = Skooma IRL.
When you’re so full of NyQuil and #Skyrim that you want to harvest Mrs. Marple’s flowers.
How sick is too sick? Too sick to play #Skyrim That’s me. That’s how sick I am. @StillwaterBalm is making chicken soup. #BestGirlfriendEver
NuQuil + Zatoichi = The weirdest kind of time travel.
I once found a fish forest.
Fuck you, Nightwish.
The @StillwaterBalm says: “Adam Ant looks like RoboCop”
Watching TNG:Allegiance. There’s an empath, a guy with super eyes and an effing android playing poker. Makes no sense.
@cluefone @faustshausuk @swissarmynerd – Hand grenades.