Is it White Boy Day?
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04th September - Volume: A Life Astounded

Kwame Kilpatrick the hip hop mayor of Detroit, has pled guilty to a pair of felony obstruction charges today, and will be stepping down from the big pimpin’ krunk party kingship office of the mayor and into a Wayne County jail.
He’s going to the slammer for 120 days and will owe the city one million items I’d buy that for.
Good luck, Kwame. Big ups. Thug life.
In other news, the new mayor has been chosen:
It is said that there will be an addition to the police force. More to come…

NyQuil = Skooma IRL.
When you’re so full of NyQuil and #Skyrim that you want to harvest Mrs. Marple’s flowers.
How sick is too sick? Too sick to play #Skyrim That’s me. That’s how sick I am. @StillwaterBalm is making chicken soup. #BestGirlfriendEver
NuQuil + Zatoichi = The weirdest kind of time travel.
I once found a fish forest.
Fuck you, Nightwish.
The @StillwaterBalm says: “Adam Ant looks like RoboCop”
Watching TNG:Allegiance. There’s an empath, a guy with super eyes and an effing android playing poker. Makes no sense.
@cluefone @faustshausuk @swissarmynerd – Hand grenades.