Coastertoast.com is Alive

You’re out in the wild, doing your thang thang, and you get the approach. Maybe you’re at a bar and you should expect this, or maybe you’re just on the train on the way to work; you get that doe eyed look from someone you’ve never seen before – or perhaps you’ve met him/her only briefly – and he/she wants to talk.

You do the smalltalk thing, looking over his/her shoulder so as to draw attention to the fact that you are not at all interested, but he/she persists. We all know you; you’re a great person who is normally not like this but in this one nagging moment you desperately need to tell this person to go fuck him/herself with something not at all unlike a small Buick.

You can’t though because of how great you are. You wouldn’t want people to think poorly of you, right? You wouldn’t want the whole world to know you hate people, especially when they are interested in you. Or, perhaps, maybe you are frightened; this person may have the ability to actually kill you if spurned directly. Or perhaps you’re just not interested and don’t want to deal with the big let down just now.

No matter the case, we’ve got you covered. A little bit of creativity, a little bit of programming; Lex and I present to you Coastertoast.com.

The premise is simple: Give out a fake email address (anything@coastertoast.com) and Coastertoast rejects your would be suitor/stalker. Use your own name! Use your friend’s!

Dig it.