They Love to See Me Smile

I am eating Mcdonald’s right now. Odd. I don’t usually, you see. Lately, though, I have found it a rather satisfying alternative to caring what I eat, or if I eat, for that matter.

It turns out that I have been far to involved in coding today to worry at all about sustainance, and this’ll do for now.

I am eating a double quarter-pounder w/ cheese. Why do they not just call it a half-pounder w/ cheese? Because a half-pounder w/ cheese is a mere single sandwich. A double quarter-pounder w/ cheese is twice the sandwich, minus a few bits – like extra bread.

My sprite tastes like the way you would think beetles would taste. The crawly kind, not the vw kind.